Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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