Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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