Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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