Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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