So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
When did angry sex become our thing?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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