sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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