My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Randomize