is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
They are going to name an STD after you.
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I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He shit in the fireplace
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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