none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize