Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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