Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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