what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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