If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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