mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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