I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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