Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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