i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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