it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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