It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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