First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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