Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He felt like a one man threesome
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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