First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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