Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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