Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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