And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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