i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
This toilet bowl is my home.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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