i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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