never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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