READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So apparently I’m into choking now
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