Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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