tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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