I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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