Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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