She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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