I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
birth control should be required to get into college
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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