I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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