she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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