I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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