He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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