my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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