i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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