Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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