I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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