**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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