I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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