The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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