OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
my poor anus
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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