If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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