On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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