i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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